Every pug is a winner – Thanks to our Super Sponsor, Winston! April 16, 2015 12:42
Hi I am Winston of Winston Manner,
I would like to congratulate Jasper and Jasmine on their pending nuptials. I am a hopeless romantic. For me true love is just a sneeze away.
Apart from being handsome, cheeky and confident, I also have my own label (total catch I know). Between my morning puppycino and watching Bold and the Beautiful in the afternoon (I never miss an episode), I like to keep up with the latest fashion. Which is why I have designed my own unique range for dogs with style, with a special focus on being adjustable, especially for those of us with extra rolls.
I am delighted to announce that I will be ensuring every pug will go home with their very own Winston Manner couture. Every four-legged guest will receive a Winston Manner Chic Noir leash on the day!
Winston Manner is the must have designer label for every pug. Choose from the latest fashion fabrics or printed canvas. There is a collar, leash or harness to suit your style.
The dog harnesses are especially designed for Pugs like me who may be a little rounder in the belly and hard to fit.
Once you have one of my styles you will be begging for more.
The Chic Noir designer dog leash is for dogs with class, you will be the envy of all your puppycino friends. The black and white chic raised print is stitched onto our soft black bamboo strapping.
Whilst I would love to be licking faces and doing the bum jiggle at the wedding, unfortunately they won’t let me fly top deck. So I am sending the human along with some vouchers for the silent auction and some cash to get the party started. So if you are like me and can’t be there in pugson on the day, why don’t you buy a virtual ticket and have pug wedding party from a far! http://www.jasperandjasmine.com/products/jasper-jasmine-virtual-ticket
I leave you with a couple of tips on wedding etiquette:
- Its impolite to sniff someone’s butt for longer than 15 seconds
- Remember inhaling kibble makes you vomit…… chew…. chew….. chew
- If you like da look of da lady’s bum jiggle…… lick faces and if that goes well go in for da sneeze
- Choose pugs not drugs…. Stay away from anyone with da drugs
- If they sit you next to the boring uncle…. Muster up all of your farts… he will leave
Have a great time guys!
Leading you in pawsome fashion!!